...leave Shaolin Fong (now more commonly known as Captain Soi Fon) silent in shock. A naked post-transformation Yoruichi had certainly lost that power quite some time ago, the stupidity of her underlings was something she had adjusted to over time and the one thing that had worked recently - the sight of Captains Zaraki and Unohana in an extremely compromising position in one of the exam rooms - had plastered itself over her retinas for a week afterward, rendering her thoroughly desensitised. However, what greeted her at the office when she arrived the next day was entirely unexpected.
"What the hell are you doing here?" While the shock remained, the silence was never going to last long.
Grimmjow looked up from the papers he had been filling out and raised an eyebrow. "I'm fucken tap dancing. Would've thought the jazz hands would give it away. Shit, I'm doing the paperwork. Ain't that what I should be doing?" He grinned wickedly, looking her up and down. "Course, if you got somethin' or someone better for me to do, bee, I'd be happy to oblige."
Fighting the urge to strangle her lieutenant (she had plenty of practice with this particular urge), Soi Fon clarified. "But it's the beginning of the work day. As i...