...d from it for very long drove him crazy. He needed its powers to feel accomplished, kind of like how a man with a small penis needs a big car. Not that he couldn't rip someone's face off, but blasting them to pieces is a lot less messy.
Speaking of messes, that was why he had been sent to the mortal world in the first place.
It had been his punishment for a careless action committed out of his much-known hatred. Up in their jailhouse hideout, this necklace he found, this one with a dove on it, had been in Sartana's forbidden box (snicker-snicker) labeled 'DARK OBJECTS OF POWER'. Unable to resist such an alluring item- it had the most damnable glaring ruby eye you'll ever see- he had picked it out and tried it on. Nothing had happened. Because it was annoying the fuck out of him, he, uh, kind of slapped it off the table, and it, eh heh, landed in the garbage can.
This was how in ended up in that filthy fleapit of a town Miracle City. And, um, somehow, in some way that only God could understand and appreciate, it happened to end up in the possession of someone he knew. And the thing about this necklace is… It turns people into horny psychopaths that can only focus on getting fucked all day long. Also, they only want to do it with one or two people they know really well. They'll stop at nothing to get this pleasure, whether the person...