annoying man was then cut off when the Zack smashed the rest of his
guitar on him."I'm
sorry, but somebody had to do it," said Zack."I
know," said Meg, "God, he was SO annoying."Meanwhile
at the picnic table, Jillian(who is now 3 months pregnant, btw) and
Lois were setting things up."Today,
I found out that I'm going to be having twins," said Jillian,
"Which is wierd because Chris and I only did it once.""Jillian...
I don't think it works that way," said Lois."Oh,
I'm pretty sure I know how child birth works more than you,"
said Jillian, "I mean, I have a young bright mind, while yours
is getting old and crusty.""Oh
really?" asked Lois bitterly, "Then explain to me how child
birth works. Enlighten my 'old and crusty' mind.""Well,
after 2 people have sex, a place far off in the sky known as the baby
factory has this machine," said Jillian, "Now the machine
would only activate if 2 people have sex at a certain time and
without a condom. It would make a baby, but it takes 9 months to make
it so it would take a very long time. When the baby is finally done
being built, a stork then carries the baby to the hospital where the
mother must go to pick it up. But, if you want an abortion, you go to
this place and...