going to love it.Meg: I cant wait to
get to the Par.Peter: The Par? What
the hell are you talking about? I said I was going to get better than
par. You know, a birdie? An eagle? An albatross?Meg: What the hell are
YOU talking about? Mom said we were going clubbing.Peter: And we are, Meg.
(Peter drives into something called The Klondike)Meg: Dad? Why are we at
a golf course?Peter: Were going
clubbing. Were going to take our clubs, and play some golf.Meg: But DAD! I wanted
to go out and meet some cool guys.Peter: Oh! Well, Im
sure there are some cool guys here. Like over there. Thats
Professor Honeydoodle.Meg: A teacher?Peter: No. His first
name is Professor. His parents accidentally had him, and they didnt
like him since day one, so they called him Professor so he would get
beat up when he was growing up.(Flashback to Professor
Honeydoodles school years)Professor: I say, I do
like playing golf! Is anybody with me?Student #1: Hell no.
Why would we hang out with you?Student #2: Wed be
thrilled to ummm partake in this uhhh event. Yes. Ummm
quite!Student #1: What are
you doing? Oh nevermind I got you.(Student #1 and #2 are
beating Professor with his golf clubs)(Flashback ends)End of Chapter 7Please Review people. I
would love to make more chapters...