...y emergency food, dehydrated fruit, beef jerky, that kinda thing. The one on the left is my bedroom, the one upstairs is a decoy in case someone tries to kill me," 'or my bed-mate' she silently added in her head. "and is completely filled with traps. I wouldn't recommend going in the bedroom upstairs, it's how Iruka-sensei got his scar. I was sick one day and had to stay home, since Daddy was too busy to tell him, he thought I was playing hooky and went to get me. Daddy found him 2 hours later huddled in a corner rocking himself back and forth muttering 'no more pointies, no more pointies!'. It was a rather funny sight.'
"Huh, always wondered how he got that. And the last room?"
Since they had reached the door as soon as he finished asking his question she decided to answer him by wordlessly opening the door. Inside was a HUGE room, the ceiling was far higher then what could have been possible and he couldn't see the other side. (Slicerness: think Mr. Hat and clog's secret training room)
"By Kyuubi's balls! This must have taken forever to make!" He exclaimed loudly. Throwing his arms up in the air to show his surprise.
Giggling at his choice of exclamations she answered him, "We didn't even build this actually. It belonged to a friend of my ancestor Shihoin Yoruichi. We can't seem to find out what his name was though, just that he was extremely eccentric and was very, very good with spacial distortion seals. Anyway, enough about my family hi...