...ld have no one to yell at. Calvin,
if youre that hungry, Ill get you a Kids Meal! Dadyelled.
So Calvin ended up with only 1 slice of meat, and apiece
of cheese on a bun.After
lunch, it was back on the road. Calvin and Hobbes werebored
out of their skulls, and Mom was VERY grumpy. Oh, great.A
whole week without one decent cup of real coffee, or a singlenewspaper.
She said, angrily. I see you were up too late,packing.George:
said, But this build a lot of char- DONT SAYTHAT
WORD, DAD! Calvin interrupted angrily. After a while,something
bad happened. A FLAT TIRE.Uh
oh, looks like a flat. Dad said. Calvin started yellingunfriendly
words at the tire, until Mom shut him up. Calvin!No
cursing! Mom scolded. Then Dad opened the trunk to get thespare
tire, and saw nothing but Calvins comic books,3
boxes of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, Calvins inventions,and
cans of tuna.All
right Calvin, where did you put the spare! He screamed.Oh,
I had to take it out to get all of my Captain Napalm comicsin.
He said. Dad and Hobbes both yelled at him for that, and Dadripped
up one comic book, much to Calvins extremeanger.Yakko:
He graphicly ripped his guts out.Just
then, Dad spotted someone in the distance. Calvin,come
with me. He said, and then ran down the highway. Calvinand
Hobbes followed. I wonder who that is. Hobbes said. Oncethey
reached the person, Calvin shouted happily, UNCLE MAX!Max,
who was looking the other way, turned and said, What-Huh?