... just to hang out with Bill for a while.Okay,
Bill, I suppose that I could take a short break from grading
these essays, Peggy said, getting up. Bill squealed with joy.
So what do you want to do, Bill? sighed Peggy.Oh, I
dunno, maybe we could get some coffee down at the Starbucks, Bill
all right. Why not? Peggy said. Lets get in my car
wait, Peggy Ill drive us there, Bill said.Oh,
thanks, Bill, thats awfully sweet of you, said Peggy.About 15
minutes later, Bill and Peggy arrived at the local Starbucks. They
both got a cup of coffee and sat down at one of the tables. They
remained strangely silent as they sat and drank. Bill nervously
glanced around the room. He noticed all the couples that had come to
Starbucks. The couples were all hugging and kissing each other.
Bill then took a quick look at Peggy. He was sad that he no longer
had a wife, and it had been years since he dated. He felt so out of
place in Starbucks without making out.HeyPeggy
Bill? Peggy said.Sure
a lot of couples making out, huh? he asked.Yes,
there are, sighed Peggy. Its so disgraceful to make out so
reprehensibly in public. Why, if I were their mother, I would ground
them for life! I would be so ashamed and would not want to speak to
was being so outrageously against the coupless behavior, so this
squashed any hopes that Bill had. He was saddened ...