... Tootie said slowly and mindlessly.
"Just tell me."
"Oh, it's big."
"How big is big?"
"Giant, large, huge."
"Any certain length?"
"I'm not too sure, but it's way too big for his body size that's for sure..."
"But, judging by his size it shouldn't be any more than..."
"I know, I know. But I remember once, I was at the doctoroffioffice and overheard the results of his physical..."
"Overheard, or eavesdropped?"
"A little of both."
"Why am I not surprised?"
"Anyway, the doctors said Timmy Turners 'anatomy' was nearly twice as large as it should be..."
"Twice as large!? Are you kidding!?"
"No, and this was only a few months ago."
"How does he keep that thing hidden...?"
"I don't know, I didn't really believe it until I saw it for myself."
"Was he...'ahem'...excited...when this took place?"
"You know how frisky Timmy is, of course he was!"
"I would pay to see that..."
Timmy, who was unaware of the conversation being had at his expense, sat quietly and looked at the board as he had in Science class...well, he was paying a little more attention than he was in science. It was going to be a long day...
"It was really a long day..." Timmy said to him...