...ing happened?" asked Stewie, "Nothing sexual? Nothing
like taking your hotdog and putting it into one of Meg's donuts? You
know, sexual intercourse or that sort of thing? Tell me! Tell me, did
you need to use a paperbag? I'll bet he used a paperbag!""No,
we did not engage in whoopie or even mouth whoopie," said Zack,
"Anyway, you seem to talk dirty for a 1 year old baby.""Oh,
yeah, well you seem quite stupid for a- Say, how old are you?"
gotta get to work!" said Zack nervously, "That Slurpee
machine ain't gonna fix itself." Zack then quickly left the
house. Meg hurriedly followed him outside leaving the others in the
you see that?" asked Lois, "He dodged the age question.""He
did?" asked Peter, "This could mean only one thing... He's
an immortal. We must capture him and force him to tell us the secrets
of him immortality!""No,
I don't think he's immortal," said Lois, "But it would
explain why he can look at Meg without killing himself. I wonder how
old is he? ""From
what I remember, he was 18 when he was working at Burger King"
my god, that means he's 20!" said Lois, "Peter, we let a 20
year old man take our 17 year old daughter to Homecoming!""I
don't see what the big deal is," said Peter, "As long as
they didn't do anything wrong.""That's
just it, Peter," said Lois, "I'll bet something did happen
at the prom! I'm go...