...forgetful! Sorry, your current balance is 99, what do you want to do? Deposit or withdraw?" Link was shocked that this was working and since he was embarrassed he deposited the 42 Rupees he was carrying. "Okay let me re-stamp you, 141. Have a nice day!"
Link having found a new crazy moneymaking scheme went off collecting money and bringing it to the bank. He even memorized the hands at poker that those guys would get and made out like a bandit every time. It was enough to keep him distracted from his problems; like having to help Kotake and Koume, saving that one monkey (which he hadn't been able to accomplish yet), and most importantly not having sex. But one day (around 9:30pm) when he walked to the bank to deposit his money the clerk burst out in tears. "What's wrong?"
"How could I have forgotten this!?" *sob* "I only have 500 Rupees in my bank, but here you are and I owe you nearly 800? That's it! I'm bankrupt, there's no hope left. Please take the fiver and don't call the cops on me, it was an honest mistake." *sob*
Link had a very sad look on his face, he suddenly realized exactly what was happening; and he felt really bad about it. Here he was depleting the banker's money source through time-paradox-technicalities for his own greedy, yet pointless ambitions.
The banker looked up, "How about a trade for goods or services? I've got connections that could set you up."
"Set me up? Like a date?" Link asked.